How You Should Drink Wine According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aquarius

Aquarius people love to keep things simple. Forget all those fancy wine labels and luxurious vineyard destinations. Having a good time is on the top of your agenda, which means you need a lot of wine to keep you going. There’s no shame in drinking boxed wine, because let’s face it, after the first few glasses you won’t even know what you’re drinking. 1

Aries

A typical Aries is a real sucker for nostalgia and taking a few trips down memory lane. There’s no better way to relive your youth and your promiscuous past by drinking a wine that’s sure to bring back memories. Stock up on wine coolers and relive your happy youth.

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 Cancer

Cancerians don’t like to mess about – they’re all or nothing kind of people. If we were to be completely honest about it, no one really has that much time, so why waste time pouring your wine into the glass when you can just pop the cork or twist the cap and get drinking?

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Capricorn

Capricorns are known to break under pressure, but at the same time, they’re often a sucker for punishment, putting in extra-long hours at the office. Of course you need a quick remedy when you get home, and the most efficient way to do this is by a wine infused IV drip!

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Gemini

Geminis are often the lifes of the party. The zodiac’s twins love to have fun. They know wine can be super fun, and so is dressing up in theme, which is why a wine-themed hat is the perfect party accessory for the out-going Gemini.

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Leo

Leos are another star sign that like to have fun. Leos are often the first to strip off and get the real party started. Why not kill two birds with one stone and forget the discomfort of wires in your bra and opt for something a little bit more functional – a wine bra (spout and all)? This way you’ll even have more of an excuse to show more skin!

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Libra

Just like their star sign, Libras like to keep things balanced, which is why double fisting your wine is your only way to drink wine. Forget what they say about it not being classy, you’re an adult after all and it’s your prerogative to do what you want to do.

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Pisces

You’re a fish, you drink like a fish, and you like the feeling of coolness against your skin, which is why you need to get on board and make your own wine popsicles – just make sure you separate these from the kids’.

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Sagittarius

A Sagittarius likes to keep things classy, but at the same time practical. Combine these two traits, and there’s only one solution – a wine backpack! This way you’ll be able to have a constant supply of wine and cheese, ensuring you’re not going to run out any time soon…that is if you’re just drinking for one…any more and you might need your own wine hamper.

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Scorpio

Scorpios have always been known to be a bit badass. If you’re the type who loved ring pops as a kid then you’re going to love this – wine rings! Pass it off as a unique piece of jewelry and then fill it up and knock it back when no one’s looking.

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Taurus

Taureans don’t do things by halves, and if they want to do something, there’s no stopping them. So if you want a drink, you want a drink, right? It’s a bit of a pain busting out the bottle every time you need your fix of wine, which is why a wine purse will come in handy.

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Virgo

The Virgo’s not as innocent as you think; they’re just more discreet. The old-fashioned fanny pack may have gone out years ago, but the Virgo will surely make them cool again with their wine fanny pack, and that’s not the best part –  they’re refillable, meaning you’ll never run short!

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