Introducing The Real HouseWinos Of Bravo

Cheers Bitches! 

Heck Yes!

 

It’s Turtle Time…

 

Wine is the answer, what was the question?

 

DUH! I’m here for the wine.

 

I’ll take the bottle please,

 

I’m just gonna pour it all…

 

Don’t mess with my wine,

 

Give me wine and tell me I’m pretty

 

Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe.

 

Just sayin…

 

Keep em coming!

 

Call Wine-1-1!

 

Lets get white girl wasted…

 

Rosé all day!

 

I come prepared, bitches.

 

What? The wine is addicted to me.

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Life is too short to drink bad wine

 

Drinks well with others.

 

Did I hear a cork pop?

 

I call the shots in my life now & I got good aim

 

All play & no work makes me a happy girl.

 

 Sometimes you just want to get shitfaced…

 

I drink wine because I deserve it.

 

lemme tell you what, honey…

 

Move aside coffee, this is a job for wine.

 

What would Jesus do?

 

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere…

 

Who wants a skinnygirl margarita?

 

Sorry Not Sorry

 

Would you like some Rosé, Darling?

 

Let the haters hate, I just love, love, wine!

 

My blood type is Pinot Grigio..

 

Stick a straw in it. Sip happens

 

Let’s get “Naked Wasted”!

 

I prefer the term wine connoisseur.

 

Did someone say Champs?

 

I gotta get a buzz

 

No one likes a skinny sober bitch anyway.

 

I get my wine from the source.

 

I prefer to drink my calories.

 

I’m fancy as fuck

 

I make it rain champagne…

 

I save my calories for wine, it’s called priorities.

 

A little party never killed nobody.

 

Mommy’s off Duty…Wine, please.

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Time to rescue some wine trapped in a bottle..

 

Get the Pinot ready, it’s turtle time.

 

Wine takes the bitch right out of me…

 

Watch me sip, now watch me lay lay.

 

Wine is my spirit animal.

 

My wine tank is full. 

 

Holla that, bitches..

 

Wine got me like…

 

These lips were made to drink wine.

 

Make it Pop like pink champagne.

 

Wine makes everything fine.

 

Let’s Whoop It Up!